Welcome to our Home!



Isn't our house lovely? You're going to like it here. The sun is shining and the birds are singing and here at the Batz house, it's always springtime! Why, sometimes... no, *usually* the neighbors call us the "Sunshine Sisters." Well, they call us lots of things, but you mustn't listen. The girls and I are... different. That's all. You have nothing to fear.

(Just don't drink the water.)

(And don't trust *anyone!*)




Are you buying any of this?




A Poem

Betty's Awards

The Batz Sisters

My Pets

The Seance

Favorite Places

The Batz Go On

The Computer Room

The Man I Adore

Recipe for Happiness

How to Piss Off Your Loved Ones










I had a mule, his name was Jack.
I put him in a stall and he jumped out a crack.







The Batz Go On The Sisters Betty's Man How to Annoy A Poem
Computer Rooms Recipe for Happiness Working Girls A Seance Favorite Places
Attics Bathrooms Bedrooms Cellars Entry Hall
Pantry Parlor Dormer Kitchens Library
Music Room The Garden Family Rooms The Stairs Computer Rooms
The Mountain The Belfry The House Guest Rooms SuperMom Award
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Some graphics by Suzi